Trade Proposal Details
Honey Nut Chourio ↔ The South Side Fuck Ups
Honey Nut Chourio Gives
George Kirby
$17.0
SP | SEA | Age: 28
353.7 pts
609.3 pts
18.6 pts
Matt Chapman
$11.0
3B | SF | Age: 33
392.2 pts
519.8 pts
8.2 pts
Samuel Basallo
$11.0
C | BAL | Age: 21
34.0 pts
5.6 pts
Honey Nut Chourio Receives
Zack Wheeler
$44.0
SP | PHI | Age: 36
650.2 pts
871.5 pts
Matt McLain
$9.0
2B | CIN | Age: 26
247.7 pts
5.3 pts
Why This Trade Works
Why This Helps Honey Nut Chourio
Acquires Zack Wheeler ($44), an elite SP with 650.2 FPTS in 2025 and consistent 670+ FPTS history. Even with shoulder concern, he's a massive upgrade over Kirby's disastrous start. Matt McLain ($9) provides 2B eligibility the team desperately needs. Sends out Kirby ($17), Chapman ($11), and Basallo ($11) - all underperforming or redundant.
Why The South Side Fuck Ups Would Accept
Gets George Kirby ($17), a buy-low SP with elite 2024 (609.3 FPTS) and 18.55 projection despite terrible early 2025. Matt Chapman ($11) provides 3B depth. Samuel Basallo ($11) is a top C prospect. Saves $9 in salary.
Salary Impact & Risks
Salary Impact
Honey Nut Chourio keeper salary before:
$402
Honey Nut Chourio keeper salary after:
$416
Net change:
+$14
Risk Factors
Wheeler shoulder injury
Kirby's terrible 2025 start
McLain only 247.7 FPTS in 2025
Positional Impact
Honey Nut Chourio gains:
SP upgrade, 2B
Honey Nut Chourio loses:
SP depth, 3B depth, C prospect
Alternative Proposals
If the main proposal is rejected, consider these alternatives:
Alternative #1
Honey Nut Chourio gives:
George Kirby, Matt Chapman
Honey Nut Chourio receives:
Zack Wheeler
Alternative #2
Honey Nut Chourio gives:
George Kirby, Samuel Basallo
Honey Nut Chourio receives:
Matt McLain, Nathan Eovaldi