Trade Proposal Details

The South Side Fuck Ups ↔ Diamonds Aren't For Devers

35% Confidence

The South Side Fuck Ups Gives

Seiya Suzuki

$51.0
DH | CHC | Age: 31
Contract: 0 years remaining
2025: 522.0 pts
2024: 475.6 pts
Proj: 12.0 pts

Pete Fairbanks

$10.0
RP | MIA | Age: 32
Contract: 0 years remaining
2025: 353.1 pts
2024: 267.9 pts
Proj: 7.7 pts

The South Side Fuck Ups Receives (from Diamonds Aren't For Devers)

Garrett Crochet

$22.0
SP | BOS | Age: 26
Contract: 0 years remaining
2025: 895.3 pts
2024: 487.2 pts
Proj: 23.5 pts

Daulton Varsho

$3.0
CF | TOR | Age: 29
Contract: 0 years remaining
2025: 294.4 pts
2024: 342.5 pts
Proj: 11.1 pts

Why This Trade Works

Why This Helps The South Side Fuck Ups

Massive upgrade at SP: Garrett Crochet ($22) is the best pitcher in fantasy this year (895 FPTS) and only 26. Daulton Varsho ($3) is an incredible bargain CF with multi-position flexibility. Dumping Suzuki's $51 and Fairbanks' $10 saves $35 net while dramatically improving the roster.

Why Diamonds Aren't For Devers Would Accept

Diamonds gets Suzuki ($51) as a proven middle-of-the-order bat to pair with Devers and Ohtani, and Fairbanks ($10) adds closer-caliber relief. They can afford the salary bump to $441. They have pitching depth to spare with Fried, Bradish, Cavalli, Bubic.

Salary Impact & Risks

Salary Impact

The South Side Fuck Ups keeper salary before: $410
The South Side Fuck Ups keeper salary after: $374
Net change: $-36

Risk Factors

Crochet workload concerns
Suzuki overpaid
Varsho inconsistent power

Positional Impact

The South Side Fuck Ups gains: SP, CF
The South Side Fuck Ups loses: DH/RF, RP

Alternative Proposals

If the main proposal is rejected, consider these alternatives:

Alternative #1 28% confidence
The South Side Fuck Ups gives: Seiya Suzuki, Pete Fairbanks
The South Side Fuck Ups receives: Garrett Crochet
Alternative #2 28% confidence
The South Side Fuck Ups gives: Seiya Suzuki
The South Side Fuck Ups receives: Garrett Crochet